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Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.

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The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

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“Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has viewed:

If you put a pizza on top of a pizza, you have two pizzas. But if you stack two lasagnas, then you still have one lasagna.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has viewed:

If I had just one hour left to live, I’d spend it in Math class… it never ends.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

Breaking news: you’re way less interesting than you think you are.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

Social media is a great way to make new enemies.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

All pants are tear away pants if you’re strong enough.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

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Seen just now on WhatsApp:

My life plans are fading like Marty McFly’s family photo.

Spotted on Threads:

Sucking melted cheese off the burger wrapper as God intended.

Reported on YouTube:

I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.

Trending via Pinterest:

Roses are red. I’m going to bed.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Twerk unto others as you would have them twerk unto you.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).

Spotted on Facebook:

Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.

Making waves on Slack:

Those who run away from me are afraid that they might confess their love to me.

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Jan 26, 2025
Share →: It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when it’s windy.

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"Ah, the sweet symphony of a breezy day and a scattered mind – the perfect recipe for a mental tornado! 🌬️🌀 Just remember, a whistling head is a sign of creativity at play! Let those thoughts swirl and twirl like a whimsical gust of wind. Embrace the chaos with a smile! 😄"

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Someone from 🇬🇷 has copied:

My family was too poor for a gene pool, so we soaked our genes in rye whiskey.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

My ex texted me saying, “Hey, I miss you,” so I replied, “Sorry, I have zero bars — the past doesn’t have good reception.”

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

Reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because, why do you get a view of my sexy back, and all I’m seeing are your toes throwing gang signs?

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

The older I get, the more I lose my looks. But I’m also losing my eyesight, so it’s not my problem.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has bookmarked:

No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has viewed:

The first step to recovery is addiction.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on YouTube:

My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

Just landed via Instagram:

I don’t know the difference between “gray” & “grey” and I’m too scared to even ask.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

Making waves on YouTube:

Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

Going viral on Slack:

I was googling the best time to visit Italy. It is when you have money.

Spotted on Threads:

I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”

Seen just now on Reddit:

Mice after a breakup be like “we are not on squeaking terms”.

Seen just now on Threads:

I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.

Making waves on Instagram:

I talk to my dog like she’s human and, like most humans, she looks at me like I’m an idiot.

Trending via WeChat:

Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.

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