26 Funny wild quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

  Commentary:
  "Being the mayor of a small town is like running a country where everyone knows your embarrassing high school stories! 🏛️🌾 #LocalCelebrity #BigFishSmallPond"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse.

  Commentary:
  "Must be ruff being a dog! 🐶 Just imagine, a never-ending spa day with massages from everyone you wag your tail at! 💆‍♂️🐾 Who needs a fancy spa when you've got a whole world of masseuses waiting to pamper you? 😂 #DogLife"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the great outdoors: where the thrill of battling nature's elements meets the horror of enduring campfire renditions of 'Wonderwall' on repeat 🌲🐻🎸 #CampingDisasters"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

  Commentary:
  "If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters faster than you can say 'wanted dead or alive'! 🤠🦜 #OutlawLife"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I was born to be wild, but only until around 9pm or so.

  Commentary:
  "Sure, I was born to be wild 🤘, but let's be real…by 9pm, I'm usually ready to be in bed with a good book and some cocoa 📚☕️. Rock on until the early bird specials start! 🦉😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, just a casual $3,000 an hour gig, no biggie 🤑 Maybe we can even throw in a unicorn as the office pet 🦄 Who needs wild dreams when you can aim for that kind of reasonable job, right? 😂"

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