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Yeah, no worries, man. You just showed everyone that you have a lot of resentments bubbling underneath, but otherwise, it was a cool evening.

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Helvetica is my favorite font that sounds like a heavy metal band.

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I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

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Oligarchy sounds like something you dip your breadstick in at the olive garden.

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“Grey’s Anatomy” but it’s told entirely through the lens of the hospital’s HR department.

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My signature move is to tell men that I can’t hear them because I have my headphones in when I quite visibly don’t have headphones in.

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English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

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I didn’t like my beard at first… then it grew on me.

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Democracy is a fine thing. The bad thing is that the stupid people are allowed to take part.

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Only difference between me and someone in a psych ward is I’m outside.

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Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions.

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It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

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Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

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All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

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When the Olympics finally introduces the event “Dropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quite” then you’ll all see me shine.

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It’s strange that watching paint dry is considered boring but going to an art gallery is considered interesting. That’s just watching paint that’s already dry.

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Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

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Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest link-up.

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Hopefully it won’t be as bad as it already is.

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Has anyone ever died from waiting for a group of people to decide what they want to eat.

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Halloween is over and most people just keep on being creepy.

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Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

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I will not hesitate to use dark magic on you.

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On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

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Nothing is impossible, except for my daughter returning home with the hat and gloves she wore to school this morning.

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To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

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I have to pee. Story of my life.

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I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.

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That “meeting canceled” ping is a gift from the Gods.

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“Nothing beats in-person interaction”. Yeah, with someone I know and love, not Denise from finance.

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Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

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I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

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“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

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The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.

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Being an adult is a little out of my price range right now.

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Overthinking should at least burn calories.

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Any place is a walkable city if you’re broke enough.

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Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

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I thought my wrinkles were finally getting smaller, but it turns out my eyes were just getting worse.

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I don’t like people driving fast—that’s the reason why I overtake them.

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