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Funny wish quotes highlight those moments when our dreams and wishes don’t quite turn out the way we hoped! 😂✨ Whether it’s wishing for something simple, only for it to backfire, or the classic “be careful what you wish for” moment, these quotes remind us that sometimes, our wishes lead to comedy instead of fairy-tale endings. Here’s to wishing for a good laugh instead! 😆🎉💭

My hobbies include going home, wishing I was at home, and being at home.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

I would like to be reincarnated as less tired.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

My fantasy is having two men at once. One cooking, one cleaning.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

I wish I got hotter every time a man made me mad.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I wish I was waking up and going to the airport.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

God, please, for once in my life, let me get what I want.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Going to ragebait men by asking, “Do you ever wish you were tall?”

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

I wish rage burned calories. I would be so skinny.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

You know when you tap a video to see how long it’s got left? I wish you could do that to people while they’re talking.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

When I grow up, I’d like to be a retired lottery winner.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Wishing I could hit snooze on life’s alarm clock!

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Can someone please invent 8 hours between 9 p.m. and midnight?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Buying something nice for myself, cuz today would’ve been my birthday if I was born today.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I pray this boy wins in life. I wanna see him on top of me.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I wish flies spoke English, so I could say, ‘Hey, if you don’t leave right now, I am going to kill you so hard.’

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The sweet spot is just enough pain to know you’re alive, but not quite enough to wish you were dead.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

What I want for dinner hasn’t been invented yet.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

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