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Someone from ðŸ‡Ļ🇷 has shared:

Pasta is something I don’t think I’ll ever get tired of.

Someone from ðŸ‡ģ🇊 has bookmarked:

The dude who invented the autocorrect has died. Restaurant in piece.

Someone from ðŸ‡đ🇷 has downloaded:

And is the financial stability in the room with us right now?

Someone from ðŸ‡ŊðŸ‡ē has downloaded:

Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĩðŸ‡ą has viewed:

I’ve had 50 birthdays in a row without being arrested, which I’d say is an impressive streak!

Someone from 🇧ðŸ‡ļ has copied:

Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

Someone from ðŸ‡ē🇞 has shared:

My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

Someone from ðŸ‡đðŸ‡ŧ has downloaded:

Hanging out with your parents as an adult is so interesting, cause it’s like, “Oh, so that’s why I’m like this.”

Someone from ðŸ‡ģ🇊 has copied:

I downloaded a meditation app. Now I’m stressed about missing sessions.

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I’m only here to test your patience, but like, in a sexy way.

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It’d be nice if my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

Spotted on Instagram:

According to the smoke alarm, the food is ready.

Trending via Pinterest:

My favorite thing to do at the gym is stay home and eat a piece of cake.

Just shared via Threads:

Life is just a vicious cycle of needing to go to the grocery store.

Trending via YouTube:

You can just make up words and if you say them in a Scottish accent, people will think they’re real: Looka the wee janglers on that tary bibbit.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

It’s so important to warm up before any physical activity, like getting out of bed.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.

Trending via Instagram:

The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

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Someone from ðŸ‡ēðŸ‡ą has downloaded:

I’m not even doomscrolling anymore; I’m just regular scrolling, and everything’s doomed.

Someone from ðŸ‡ģðŸ‡ą has viewed:

Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĩðŸ‡ą has bookmarked:

People in their 20s be like, “This is my emotional support master’s degree.”

Someone from ðŸ‡ēðŸ‡Ļ has shared:

There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

Someone from ðŸ‡ģðŸ‡Ū has downloaded:

A gender-neutral equivalent of ‘sugar daddy’ is glucose guardian.

Someone from ðŸ‡ģðŸ‡Ū has downloaded:

Dear Santa, Money!

Someone from ðŸ‡ģ🇷 has shared:

I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

Someone from ðŸ‡ĶðŸ‡ē has viewed:

SEO experts be like: I was eating a banana when my traffic increased, so bananas are definitely a ranking factor.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĩðŸ‡Ķ has downloaded:

Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

Someone from 🇚ðŸ‡Ķ has viewed:

I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

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Spotted on Threads:

Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

Making waves on Discord:

Me waking up: wow, I can’t wait to go to sleep tonight.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Thank you for the opportunity but I don’t think being human is a good fit for me. I’m going to go back to school to become an octopus.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

Going viral on YouTube:

It’s kinda weird that in order to go to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping.

Going viral on Messenger:

Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

Going viral on Pinterest:

“I’m getting tired of everything being 100 dollars and 100 degrees.”

Spotted on Twitch:

I’m just so lazy because I’m still recovering from the fact that I used to be the fastest sperm.

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