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6 months ago
Share →: When pregnant women are around, watch what you say. Nowadays, anything will be used as a name.

Commentary:
"Be cautious! One slip of the tongue and suddenly 'Chair' or 'Lamp' could be the hottest baby names of the year! 👶🪑💡"
6 months ago
Share →: If you ask him what he admires most about a woman and he says brains, you’ve got yourself a zombie.

Commentary:
Well, if he can't appreciate a good brain and prefers the undead, maybe it's time to check for any unusual cravings for brains 🧠. Who needs zombies when you can have a smart and lively partner, right? 😉 #SmartIsTheNewSexy #NoZombiesAllowed
6 months ago
Share →: Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you?

Commentary:
"Me, seeing a man proposing to a woman in public: Hey, this guy bothering you? 💍🙅‍♂️ Better check if she needs saving or just some tissues for happy tears! 😄 #DamselInDistressOrJustInLove"
6 months ago
Share →: Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Commentary:
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes and secretly plotting her takeover 😏💁‍♀️ Who said women don't have superpowers? 💪👀"
6 months ago
Share →: Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.

Commentary:
🏠💍 "Who needs a spouse when you can just gift a house? 🤷‍♂️ Maybe this is the ultimate 'no strings attached' relationship strategy! 😆 Just make sure she doesn't cozy up to the house more than to you! 🤣"
6 months ago
Share →: I watched a woman clean her whole house on YouTube today, in case you thought I lacked ambition.

Commentary:
"Who needs a spotless house when you can binge-watch cleaning videos instead? 🧹✨ Procrastination level: expert! 😅 #Priorities"
6 months ago
Share →: Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

Commentary:
"Ah, the ol' drink thief strategy – bold move, my friend! 🍸😏 Just ensuring the drink is 'safe', huh? Definitely a unique approach to socializing! 🤣 #SmoothOperator"
6 months ago
Share →: Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

Commentary:
"Looks like we've cracked the code, folks! 🦸‍♀️🦸‍♂️ Being a superhero is clearly the ultimate relationship status. Who needs a sidekick when you've got superpowers, right? 😄💥 #SuperSingle"
6 months ago
Share →: Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

Commentary:
💁‍♀️🤔 "Nobody knows how to turn a woman into a walking stress ball better than a man in the 'not quite there yet' zone. It's like juggling stress balls while blindfolded and hoping for a perfect landing! 😅 #AlmostThereButNotQuite"
6 months ago
Share →: If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply.

Commentary:
"Like trying to sell ice to an Eskimo! 🙅‍♀️ If she's loyal, she's not gonna entertain your advances. You might as well try to teach a fish to ride a bicycle! 🐟🚲"