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Someone from 🇦🇱 has viewed:

Co-worker: You look so unapproachable. Me: Yet, here you are.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has downloaded:

It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has downloaded:

I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

Someone from 🇲🇷 has copied:

I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has copied:

Your opinions are not my business.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has shared:

My husband has reached an age where he reads the menu out loud. The whole menu. And then he has questions. Please send help.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

I can’t believe the gall of this bladder.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

Don’t blame the alcohol. You were an idiot before you started drinking.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

The concept of a courtroom sketch artist is so funny to me. Here’s our little murder doodler.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Why go to the art museum when I can just stare at you?

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Just landed via Threads:

I don’t always whoop, but when I do, there it is.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Trying to make sense of other people’s actions will drive you to insanity.

Making waves on Facebook:

I deserve a percentage of your pay if you ever stole any swag from me.

Trending via Telegram:

(Making small talk with a couple) So have you guys ever cheated on each other?

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I hate when the iPhone corrects ‘Omw’ to ‘On my way!’. Man, I am not that excited.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Lifting my wife’s wedding veil and finding out she’s Darth Maul.

Just landed via Twitch:

Dear wallet, please get pregnant.

Trending via TikTok:

No president next term. America needs to be single for a while to focus on herself.

Seen just now on YouTube:

It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.

Seen just now on Twitch:

I’m super lazy today. It’s like normal lazy but I’m wearing a cape.

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47 shares on Messenger this month:

“You replied so quickly.” God forbid I wait like a dog to hear from you again.

80 shares on Slack this month:

Shopping at the dollar store makes me feel rich and poor all at the same time.

58 shares on Reddit this month:

I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.

53 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m okay with being single. But at night, while I’m drunk, that’s too much.

47 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Wouldn’t it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently?

37 shares on Instagram this month:

You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

93 shares on Threads this month:

She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

61 shares on Instagram this month:

This meeting could have been an AI summary.

79 shares on Twitch this month:

Asking a film guy, “Who is that?” when Tom Cruise comes on screen just to feel something.

71 shares on Snapchat this month:

They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

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Hot Jokes 💥

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.

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I’m the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.

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It’s so hot to me when a man has a poorly run Instagram account.

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No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard.

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Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

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Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.

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Are there any medium rappers? They’re always Big or Lil.

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I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

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Bugs Bunny taught me that my choices aren’t limited to fight or flight, I can also pretend I’m a pretty lady.

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It’s almost impossible to talk to a girl without flirting with her.

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Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

Three wise men? I highly doubt that.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has bookmarked:

The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

The only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them are dead.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has viewed:

God’s plan for me is super weird so far.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has viewed:

I hate checking my bank account after having a good time.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has copied:

Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

It’s my birthday, but I’m not gonna post about it for attention like some kind of loser.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via LinkedIn:

For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Heelys don’t have brakes because my swag rides forever.

Spotted on YouTube:

Establish dominance by dropping your panties first.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Body by sandwich.

Shared recently on Twitch:

And no thanking Jesus unless he actually shows up at the ceremony.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Relationships are actually easy when you’re not dating a retard.

Spotted on TikTok:

If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I knew school was a scam when my business teacher didn’t own a business, and my PE teacher was fat.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

My husband said it would be easier if we had a Christmas house that we moved into in December, instead of taking all these decorations out.

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