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A clever man fills his wife’s closet with so many clothes that no other man can fit in.

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I am like the weather. Temporarily friendly.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

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Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.

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Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.

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You can fake an American accent all you want, but “literally” will expose you.

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Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much.

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I was once told that if you can’t say anything nice, don’t say anything at all. Due to this, I’ve been observing a vow of silence since 1997.

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I relate to a rooster because I also want start off my day by screaming.

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I’ve been saying for years that cigs are better for you than vapes, and the vindication I feel now is just orgasmic.

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I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.

Going viral on Snapchat:

I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise, and then I assume that they are lying to make fun of me.

Broadcasted on X:

I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.

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Do not EVER text while driving. Please use the giant iPad attached to your dashboard.

Trending via Discord:

Friends with consequences.

Just landed via WeChat:

Refusing to attend my brother’s gambling intervention until they agree to call it a slot shaming.

Making waves on Pinterest:

Sleep is a beautiful thing. You don’t miss anyone, you can’t do anything wrong and you simply feel nothing.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I can see the appeal of golf, the only sport where the winner is the one who does the least.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Hot girls have a private Instagram account with 20 followers.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

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Funny work experience quotes 😂 bring a much-needed dose of humor to the daily grind 🏢 Whether you’re stuck in meetings or battling deadlines ⏰, these witty sayings lighten the mood and make work life a little more bearable 😅 Ready to laugh and relate? Let’s dive into some hilarious gems that perfectly capture the ups and downs of office adventures! 🎉💼

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People who like sweet potato fries can’t be taken seriously and deserve shame and ridicule.

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The first step is admitting that the other person is the one with the problem.

97 shares on Messenger this month:

Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

26 shares on TikTok this month:

I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

65 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I started at the bottom, and it’s been downhill ever since.

24 shares on Threads this month:

My favorite Slipknot member is the one who wears the mask.

87 shares on WhatsApp this month:

On my way to HR again for nicknaming my coworker “Mastercard” because they take credit for other people’s work.

60 shares on YouTube this month:

Some things are better left unsaid, unless you’re on X.

83 shares on Snapchat this month:

You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

62 shares on Snapchat this month:

I have been touched inappropriately by the sun today.

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One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

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Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.

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I’m the only person breathing through my nose at this Walmart.

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Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

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If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?

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I miss when bills had nothing to do with me.

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Let’s build a fort with blankets and pillows, and just stay in it all day.

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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

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Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

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Dating apps aren’t working. I’ll see ya at Home Depot, gentlemen.

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I had bad luck with women twice. The first left me, the second stayed.

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I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

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I love Fleetwood Mac, but “thunder only happens when it’s raining” is just not true.

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After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

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Love when job applications ask for my desired salary so I can choose between not being hired and being exploited for my work.

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Ratatouille is hilarious because the villain wasn’t even evil; he just didn’t want food cooked by rats?!?

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Want to come over and lay around naked, eating grapes like we’re in a Renaissance painting.

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I don’t think the makers of protein powder have ever had chocolate.

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If you’re feeling a little uneasy about the state of global geopolitics, remember to spend as much time on your phone as possible. The more information you ingest as you scroll, the calmer you will become.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here playing with my arm fat.

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Making waves on TikTok:

Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

Breaking via Snapchat:

If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

Spotted on Slack:

To the people who have only fans, what’s stopping you from upgrading to an air conditioner?

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

It’s so crazy how people are never down to just go get a burger. It didn’t used to be like this.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

It’s time I admit something: Sometimes, when I say good night, I don’t actually go to bed right away.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.

Trending via Threads:

I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

Going viral on Pinterest:

“I’m at that stage of Christmas shopping where I start buying myself presents.”

Going viral on Instagram:

How many calories do you burn waiting to hear back?

Just shared via Instagram:

Every time I stand up, my dog gets excited as hell. He understands that I’m a real man who can make shit happen at any given moment.

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