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I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

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The Gulf of Mexico should’ve been renamed to Sea Señor.

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If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

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Currently helping my husband look for his $20 I spent yesterday.

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Passive income? Brothers, I need massive income.

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I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

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Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife’s plans for the second time.

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Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.

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I made you snort laugh, so we’re going out, right?

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I hope your day is as nice as my ass.

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ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

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Julia Garner most confusing name because it calls to mind both Julia Roberts and Jennifer Garner, but she is neither.

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Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

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I’m not like other teenagers, I’m 51.

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I’m at a point in life where I’m just at a point.

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I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

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I wonder how many calories I can burn petting my cat.

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Another customer getting a haircut started talking to my barber. Please don’t talk to my barber. You have your own.

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Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

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About four minutes into my run, I’ve decided I want to work on my personality instead.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has copied:

Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

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They all cheat, lie and manipulate. Just pick the pretty one.

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The best way to describe this year is to say it feels like a year of Mondays.

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Don’t let anyone make you feel bad about yourself. You can do that on your own.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

How am I supposed to relax when there are things?

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I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

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Girl dinner, but it’s the hearts of men who wouldn’t take ‘no’ for an answer.

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