137 Funny year quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: People text “Happy New Year” and go missing for the rest of the year!

  Commentary:
  "New year, new me… and by 'me' I mean ghost mode activated for 364 days! 👻📅✨"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

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  3 months ago

  Share →: It’s that time of year where every jacket you choose is wrong.

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  3 months ago

  Share →: A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

  Commentary:
  "New Year's resolutions are like a stray hair – you pluck it out and it just comes back for more! 🙈 Here's to making resolutions that stick like glitter on a New Year's Eve outfit! 🎉✨"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

  Commentary:
  "Missing the gym for 7 years straight? Looks like you've unintentionally mastered the art of gym avoidance! 😅 Who needs weights when you've got such strong forgetfulness muscles? 💪🤷‍♂️"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

  Commentary:
  "Owning a pool is like becoming the ultimate social magnet – nothing screams popularity quite like being the source of cool refreshment on scorching days. Who knew a few gallons of water could make you the hottest host in town?"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs fireworks when you have this level of determination to bid farewell to a year? Burning the midnight oil to ensure that 2021 gets the hint – talk about a memorable send-off! Here's to the countdown to brighter days ahead, and a well-deserved good riddance to what's behind us."

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

  Commentary:
  Looks like Santa's got some spelling and grammar policing to do this year! Remember, folks, even Santa needs some help deciphering those questionable Facebook posts. It's all fun and games until your present is a thesaurus!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs April Fools Day when reality is delivering pranks on a daily basis? 😂🃏 Let's just sit back, grab some popcorn, and watch the world put on its own ridiculous show! 🍿🌎 #2020GotJokes"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

  Commentary:
  "Sure, I'll get right on that apology… just as soon as I finish apologizing to all the other people I've offended this year! Looks like I'll be busy until at least next year. Sorry about that!"

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