Commentary:
Uh-oh! Looks like that ship has sailed straight into hot waters! 🔥🚢 Keep the ice packs handy, folks! ❄️😂 #CoolForThought
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Don't let Valentine's Day bring you down! Remember, you're consistently unloved all year round – now that's what I call consistency! 😅💔 #ValentinesDayBlues
Commentary:
"Ah, January – the month that feels like a never-ending Monday, complete with the Monday blues and a side of icy winds! ❄️ But hey, at least we can dream of warmer days and the weekends ahead! 😅☕️"
Commentary:
"Someone needs to remind that sneaky groundhog that we don't appreciate surprises in the weather forecast! 🙅♂️☀️🌧️ Better start negotiating now before we all end up in a loop of more winter mischief!"
Commentary:
"Looks like New Year's resolutions are already testing the bonds of marriage! 🙈💍 Who knew being independent could be so risky? 😂 #MarriageStruggles"
Commentary:
"Blocking him on social media is just the beginning…may his favorite team forever be stuck in last place 🏆🤣 Let karma handle the rest! ⚽️🏀🏈"
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🎄🎉 Forget the holidays, it's time to give my posts the attention they truly deserve! Who needs Christmas cheer when you have your own social media brilliance to share, am I right? Priorities, people! 😂 #PostOverPresents #SelfieSeason
Commentary:
"Who needs dating apps when you've got that winning combo of smiles and unhinged DMs 🚶😬💬 Let the games begin! #LoveInRealLife"
Commentary:
"New year, old year, who's keeping track anyway? 🤷♂️ Here's to resolving to eat better and exercise…eventually! 🍔💪 #2023Goals"
Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.
Commentary:
"Preparing for Valentine's Day like: 🤣💔 Tag yourself as the ultimate Valentine's Day meme! 🙋♂️🙋♀️ #WhatAboutUs #ValentinesDay"