Funny quotes year

136 Funny year quotes

My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

Funny Quotes Apr 1, 2025

It’s that time of year where every jacket you choose is wrong.

Funny Quotes Apr 1, 2025

A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

Funny Quotes Mar 8, 2025

I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

The only thing I gained this year is weight.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

Funny Quotes Feb 20, 2025

Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

Funny Quotes Feb 18, 2025

Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

Funny Quotes Feb 15, 2025

January is the Monday of the year.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025