Funny quotes year

136 Funny year quotes

My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

3 weeks ago

It’s that time of year where every jacket you choose is wrong.

3 weeks ago

A new year resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

1 month ago

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

1 month ago

Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

1 month ago

I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

1 month ago

Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

1 month ago

We should just cancel April Fools Day this year. No prank can top reality right now.

2 months ago

I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

2 months ago

The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

2 months ago

The only thing I gained this year is weight.

2 months ago

No haunted houses for me this year. If I wanna be frightened, I’ll just look at my 401k.

2 months ago

I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.

2 months ago

All these years on the internet we have been working for artificial intelligence.

2 months ago

To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

2 months ago

Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

2 months ago

Іf you’re sad about being alone on Valentine’s Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.

2 months ago

January is the Monday of the year.

3 months ago

I’d like to have a word with the groundhog before he starts working this year.

3 months ago

Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

3 months ago

Blocking him isn’t enough. I want his favorite sports team to finish last every year for now and forever.

3 months ago

Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

3 months ago

No dating apps this year. Just going to walk around and smile at people and send an occasional unhinged DM.

3 months ago

I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

3 months ago

Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.

3 months ago

Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

3 months ago

January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

3 months ago

When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

3 months ago

And now begins the yearly tradition of writing the incorrect year on everything, for the next 3 months.

3 months ago

My New Year’s resolution is to procrastinate. I’Il start tomorrow.

3 months ago