35 Funny year’s quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I am cassette tape years old.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the good old days of rewinding with a pencil and hoping your mixtape survived the car stereo! #ThrowbackThursday"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I just need to lie down for a couple of years.

  Commentary:
  "Taking self-care to a whole new level! Who knew rejuvenation could be this long-term? #NapGoals"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year’s Eve.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a fancy dress when you have a trusty pair of sweatpants ready for the biggest party of the year? Comfort is the new couture, baby! #NewYearsEveGoals"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

  Commentary:
  "Well, that spiderweb video was a crucial part of my phone's memory bank for so long, but it's time to make space for more important things like 100 more cat memes #PrioritiesShifted"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying “wait until you’re 50”.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the fabulous 40s – where you finally feel like you've got it all together, only to have your friends and family gleefully remind you that the fun is just getting started! Just keep on thriving and ignore the naysayers, because we all know age is just a number! #LifeBeginsAt40 #AgeIsJustANumber

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  5 months ago

  Share →: That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the joys of adulting! Who knew that a 30-minute lunch break could feel like an eternity compared to the looming 30-year work sentence ahead? Hang in there, just think of all the extra coffee breaks you'll have in those 30 years! "

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

  Commentary:
  "Office friendships: the ultimate 'blink and you miss it' scenario! Who knew that #TGIF would also stand for 'Thank Goodness I'm Free'? Remember, out of sight, out of mind…until the next office reunion awkwardly brings everyone back together! #WorkplaceDynamics"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

  Commentary:
  Oh, Smash Mouth must have had a crystal ball when they wrote those lyrics! Time keeps flying by faster than a squirrel in a race . Embrace the chaos and the inevitable aging process like a fine wine … or a stale baguette, whichever fits your mood! Just remember, life's a rollercoaster and sometimes you're the one screaming in the front seat!

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Me, on New Year’s Eve: I think instead of kissing at midnight, I’m just going to go outside and scream.

  Commentary:
  Ah, a rebel with a decibel! Why settle for a kiss when you can make a scream that’ll echo into the New Year? Better warn the neighbors, your energy is contagious! #NewYearsEveVibes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: As a proud husband and father in my 40s, my New Year’s resolution is to sneeze even louder this year.

  Commentary:
  "Move over thunderstorms, this dad's sneezes are taking over 2022! Wishing him the strength to achieve this earth-shattering resolution #SneezeGoals"

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