42 Funny year’s quotes

• I don’t mean to brag, but I put together a puzzle in 1 day and the box said 2-4 years.

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  41 minutes ago

  achievement, activity, brag, day, fun, fun activity, humor, i, mean, put, puzzle, self-deprecation, together, year’s

• Job interviewer: “Where do you see yourself in 5 years’ time?” Me: “My greatest strength is that I’m a good listener.”

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  5 hours ago

  5, five, five years, funny response, good, good listener, humor, interview, interview question, interviewer, job, job interview, job interviewer, listener, me, question, response, strength, time, where, year’s, yourself

• My New Year’s resolution is to be less presumptuous and rude to others. I’ll bet yours is to lose weight, isn’t it?

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  2 weeks ago

  bet, humor, less, lose, loss, new, New Year’s resolution, others, presumption, resolution, rude, rudeness, sarcasm, weight, weight loss, year’s, yours

• The funniest thing about 28 Years Later is that the rest of the world just went “Uhm, anyway!” and carried on as normal, while the Brits live in hell.

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  2 weeks ago

  28, 28 Years Later, Brit, culture, hell, humor, just, later, live, normal, reaction, rest, thing, while, world, year’s

• I need to figure out what I’m going to wear to the couch on New Year’s Eve.

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  3 weeks ago

  casualwear, couch, dilemma, eve, fashion, fashion dilemma, figure, going, holiday, humor, i, need, new, New Year’s Eve, outfit, procrastination, relaxation, wear, year’s

• Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in life back in 6th grade.

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  2 months ago

  6th, 6th grade, ask, back, grade, hobby, humor, i, interest, life, lost, me, please, sarcasm, teenage, teenage years, year’s

• My body feels like it’s aging in dog years.

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  2 months ago

  age, aging, aging sign, body, dog, dog years, feels, health, humor, joke, sign, year’s

• No, thanks—social drama. Puberty sucked enough the first time around.

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  2 months ago

  adolescence, around, awkwardness, drama, enough, humor, puberty, self-deprecation, social, social drama, teenage, teenage years, time, year’s

• I am cassette tape years old.

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  2 months ago

  age, am, cassette, cassette tape, childhood, humor, i, nostalgia, old, tape, year’s

• I just need to lie down for a couple of years.

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  2 months ago

  couple, exhaustion, humor, i, just, lie, lie down, need, procrastination, rest, year’s

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