39 Funny year’s quotes

Funny year’s quotes are the perfect dose of humor to kickstart your year with a grin 😄! Whether you’re looking to lighten up New Year’s resolutions or searching for a witty way to reflect on the past 🍾, these quotes are sure to tickle your funny bone 😂. Get ready to laugh your way into the new year, because who says new beginnings can’t be hilarious too? 🎉✨

Job interviewer: “Where do you see yourself in 5 year…

Commentary:
Listening skills so strong I already know where the interviewer sees me in 5 years! 👂😂🔮

Please don’t ask me what my hobbies are, I lost interest in…

Commentary:
When you peaked in crayon skills and downhill bike races… 🎨🚴‍♂️ #AdultingIsOverrated

My body feels like it’s aging in dog years.

Commentary:
Trying to find the fountain of youth, but all I got was a bowl of kibble! 🐶⏳🤣

No, thanks—social drama. Puberty sucked enough the first ti…

Commentary:
"Social drama: the sequel nobody asked for! 🍿🙅‍♂️ #BeenThereDoneThat"

I am cassette tape years old.

Commentary:
"Ah, the good old days of rewinding with a pencil and hoping your mixtape survived the car stereo! 🎶💾 #ThrowbackThursday"

I just need to lie down for a couple of years.

Commentary:
"Taking self-care to a whole new level! 😴💤 Who knew rejuvenation could be this long-term? #NapGoals"

I’ve already picked out my sweatpants for New Year…

Commentary:
"Who needs a fancy dress when you have a trusty pair of sweatpants ready for the biggest party of the year? 🎉 Comfort is the new couture, baby! 💁‍♂️ #NewYearsEveGoals"

My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the…

Commentary:
"Well, that spiderweb video was a crucial part of my phone's memory bank for so long, but it's time to make space for more important things like 100 more cat memes 📱🕷️🕸️ #PrioritiesShifted"

Welcome to your 40’s: it’s ten years of people saying ̶…

Commentary:
Ah, the fabulous 40s – where you finally feel like you've got it all together, only to have your friends and family gleefully remind you that the fun is just getting started! 🎉😅 Just keep on thriving and ignore the naysayers, because we all know age is just a number! 😉🎂 #LifeBeginsAt40 #AgeIsJustANumber

That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you stil…

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of adulting! Who knew that a 30-minute lunch break could feel like an eternity compared to the looming 30-year work sentence ahead? 😂 Hang in there, just think of all the extra coffee breaks you'll have in those 30 years! ☕️💪"

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