58 Funny yes quotes

• Men be like, yes, I hurt you, but now you hate me, so I am the true victim.

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  10 hours ago

  am, hate, humor, hurt, i, irony, me, men, relationship, sarcasm, true, victim, yes

• Yes, I am super annoying, but don’t worry, it’s just permanent.

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  13 hours ago

  am, annoying, attitude, humor, i, just, permanence, personality, self-awareness, super, worry, yes

• Half of my problems are because I said “sure” instead of “no.”

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  15 hours ago

  agreement, communication, decision, half, humor, i, mistake, problem, problems, regret, said, saying, saying yes, sure, yes

• I love a touchy-feely man. Like, yes, please keep your hands on me.

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  24 hours ago

  affection, flirtation, hands, humor, i, keep, love, man, me, please, touch, touchy-feely, yes

• “I’m gonna decide everyone’s pronouns and sexuality tonight. And, yes, there will be some big surprises.”

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  1 day ago

  big, decide, decision, humor, identity, pronoun, pronouns, sexuality, surprise, surprises, tonight, yes

• Miso soup is such a silly name, like “Yes, you so soup.”

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  2 days ago

  food, food name, humor, miso, miso soup, name, pun, silly, soup, wordplay, yes

• New York is so awesome. Like, yes, let’s spend $108 for breakfast and walk past homeless people freezing.

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  3 weeks ago

  awesome, breakfast, city, city life, cold, expensive, freezing, homeless, humor, irony, life, new, New York, past, people, spend, walk, yes, york

• If by ‘leg day’ you mean a day that we put your legs on my shoulders, then yes, I love leg day.

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  1 month ago

  day, exercise, fitness, gym, humor, i, joke, leg, leg day, legs, love, mean, put, shoulders, workout, yes

• Having a crush on a girl makes you think things like, yes, let me make more money.

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  1 month ago

  ambition, crush, girl, having, humor, let, love, me, money, motivation, things, think, yes

• For all those wondering, yes, I am retired. I was tired yesterday, and I am tired again today.

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  1 month ago

  again, am, exhaustion, humor, i, retired, retirement, tired, today, wondering, yes, yesterday

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