Funny quotes yes

31 Funny yes quotes

I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

1 month ago

Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.

3 months ago

Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.

3 months ago

Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

3 months ago

Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.

3 months ago

Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it?

3 months ago

People ask you, “are you crazy”, and then get scared when you answer, “yes”.

3 months ago

Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.

3 months ago

Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.

3 months ago

It’s funny how quickly you become difficult if you don’t always just say “yes”.

3 months ago

I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

3 months ago

Them: “Ugh, could you be more annoying?” Me: “Oh God, yes!”

3 months ago

Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

3 months ago

Roses are red. Bumble bees buzz. This rhyme doesn’t rhyme. No, wait, yes it does.

3 months ago

Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

3 months ago

Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.

3 months ago

Did I eat too much candy today? My stomach says yes, but my heart says no.

3 months ago

Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.

3 months ago

Yes, hello, I’d like to exchange my generational trauma for generational wealth, please.

3 months ago

Yes officer, I’d like to file a restraining order against my dentist’s appointment reminder system.

3 months ago