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46 Funny yes quotes

Funny yes quotes πŸŽ‰ are the ultimate way to add a sprinkle of humor and positivity to your day! Whether you’re agreeing with a friend’s wild idea or just looking to lighten the mood, these witty affirmations πŸ˜‚ are perfect for sparking laughter and camaraderie. Dive into a world where saying “yes” is a ticket 🎟️ to endless fun and unexpected adventures. Get ready to chuckle, nod, and embrace the joy of agreement in the quirkiest ways possible! πŸ˜„

I love a touchy-feely man. Like, yes, please keep your hands on me.

Posted on1 day ago1 day ago

β€œI’m gonna decide everyone’s pronouns and sexuality tonight. And, yes, there will be some big surprises.”

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Miso soup is such a silly name, like “Yes, you so soup.”

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Yes, I’d love to learn your family card game. I’m sure it won’t be excruciating at all.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

“Can you multitask?” Yes, actually I am losing my mind and chilling at the same time.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Please don’t delete your post. Yes, it was pretty stupid, but my reply to it was a masterpiece.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The one thing to know about me is I always get the last laugh. And oh yes, it’s maniacal.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

“You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Yes, I was behind the DJ booth, but only as a cultural anthropologist.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Liquor store clerk: “Do you need help?” Me: “Yes, but I decided to come here instead.”

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Yes, I do talk to myself, everyone else just wants to argue with me.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

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