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Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

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Fitness influencer: It’s important to listen to your body. Body: You’re old. And you want lasagna.

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Enjoy the time between diapers!

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?

Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

Hate when I have to be mean. Why would you push a sweet girl this far?

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Due to personal reasons, I must make it in life.

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Olympic gymnast: does the most amazing thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Announcer: Oh dear, that will be a point deduction.

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Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has viewed:

When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

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Trending via WeChat:

What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

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If small talk burned calories, maybe I’d consider it.

Freshly posted on Slack:

It amazes me how much exercise and extra fries sound alike.

Trending via Telegram:

One minute you’re young and wild, the next minute you’re into air fryers.

Going bananas on WeChat:

The thing about sleep is that I’d like to get some of it.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

Spotted on WeChat:

If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

Broadcasted on X:

I’m so lazy that I get jealous when it’s bedtime in other countries.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

Going bananas on TikTok:

“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.

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Check yourself before you Shrek yourself.

92 shares on YouTube this month:

I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

13 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

41 shares on Twitch this month:

Have you ever been sitting around overthinking about overthinking, and then wonder why you’re even thinking that?

57 shares on TikTok this month:

If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.

40 shares on WeChat this month:

The real anti-aging regimen is retaining your childlike wonder and whimsy.

62 shares on Pinterest this month:

My weight loss journey is just the three hours in between meals.

16 shares on WeChat this month:

No ChatGPT for me, thanks. I will be asking Liam Gallagher on Twitter.

34 shares on YouTube this month:

Sometimes I wonder if the strangers I see when I go outside are actually the people I talk to online.

79 shares on Slack this month:

The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.

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The true horror genre: my old Facebook statuses.

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The world was better off when street gangs settled things with choreographed dance battles.

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The older I get, the more I realize that being rushed by someone is a form of manipulation.

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Crazy part about being an overthinker is most times you right.

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“In a galaxy far, far away” is starting to sound quite enticing.

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The Princess and the Pea, except it’s a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day.

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Work for a living? In this economy?

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Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

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It’s amazing how cats can ignore you with both ears.

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Being a serial killer is much like being a comedian, in that you either hit it big and get your own Netflix special, or you spend eternity popping up on shitty podcasts.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇲 has copied:

ROMO (relief of missing out)

Someone from 🇲🇳 has shared:

The cynicism of those who urge me not to do what I can to help the Nigerian royal family.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has shared:

Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has downloaded:

I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

Not my room, not my elephant.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has viewed:

Got a botched circumcision, now my willy wonka.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has bookmarked:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to kiss today.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

I said “cool tattoo” to be nice not because I wanted to hear the 45 minute origin story.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has viewed:

Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke.

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Trending via Telegram:

As president, I will allow people to use the same password as before when changing their password.

Spotted on X:

I disagree with my politics.

Spotted on Slack:

If there is a God and He “loves” us, then explain snakes.

Shared recently on Reddit:

For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

Just landed via Slack:

Typing in your email address on the TV is a different type of irritation.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

My kids wanted a spooky story from the olden days so I told them the internet used to scream when you turned it on.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

Freshly posted on Slack:

My cat’s in a bad mood, despite eating and sleeping all day.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

Just shared via Discord:

Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

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