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Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.

Gender and sexuality aside, I believe everyone just wants someone who wears short shorts and makes a lot of noise in bed.

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Love a partner who can make your heart race and your ears ring! 🩳🔊💕

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged attraction, bed, believe, desire, everyone, gender, humor, i, just, lot, noise, relationship, sexuality, short, short shorts, shorts, someone, wants on Nov 12, 2025 by slickboy.

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