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I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month.

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Being silly is very important for my mental health.

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Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

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Work from home ain’t for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I’m shopping.

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Starting a new life today, bye.

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Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

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Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days.

66 shares on Reddit this month:

Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

38 shares on Pinterest this month:

“No idea” doesn’t mean I don’t know the answer. I just don’t want to have a conversation.

41 shares on WeChat this month:

Porn actresses envy the look on my face when I clean my ear with a cotton bud.

70 shares on TikTok this month:

They should invent a good thing that happens.

22 shares on WhatsApp this month:

One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.

70 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Sorry for zoning out, bro. It’s just, I’ve been having a bad day for several years.

21 shares on Messenger this month:

It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

31 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Sorry, I can’t talk right now. The seam of my sock feels weird.

25 shares on TikTok this month:

I can feel your energy from two planets away.

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Home is where you can say anything because nobody’s really listening, anyway.

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I know sacrifice. I’m willing to pluck a few extra hairs to get to the white ones.

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Responding to any and all emails with ‘wow ok’

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I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

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Eating watermelon and minding my own business.

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Me, unwrapping a gift: Oh wow, an item. I love these!

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Don’t know how to explain this, but “hot honey” is the pickleball of condiments (derogatory).

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We’re living in increasingly unfergalicious times.

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As everyone was arguing about politics, no one saw me leave with the cake.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

Do vape shops and nail salons actually make money, or is my town’s economy one big laundering scheme?

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Sometimes I have to turn off the news and put on a true crime documentary, so I can relax.

Freshly posted on Discord:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

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Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.

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When you have finished reading this funny quote, you will be a little closer to death than before.

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I once made a joke to a coworker, and she said, “It was the funniest thing I ever said,” and suggested I post it. It got 10 likes.

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I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Dear music, thanks!

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Good luck to everyone out there trying to gather enough energy to function this week.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.

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Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

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I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month.

Being silly is very important for my mental health.

Buying new glasses this week, so a whole bunch of you are about to get a whole lot uglier.

Work from home ain’t for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I’m shopping.

Starting a new life today, bye.

Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

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