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Seaweed is great for when you want to eat pure salt but wish it had the texture of slime.

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A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

85 shares on Snapchat this month:

Sorry for widening my eyes and whispering “The prophecy” when we first met.

83 shares on Slack this month:

The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

31 shares on Discord this month:

One of the voices in my head brought up an excellent point, so obviously he had to go.

28 shares on Snapchat this month:

“Why do I feel like shit all the time?” I ask myself, while staring into the flashlight that tells me bad news.

59 shares on Twitch this month:

“Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?” – The first primate to experience consciousness.

95 shares on Slack this month:

Getting into male-dominated fields like falling asleep on the couch.

100 shares on WeChat this month:

Worst part about job hunting is knowing you don’t want one.

79 shares on Messenger this month:

The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

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Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

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I appreciate the interest, but I’m officially removing myself from the running to be the next James Bond. Thank you for your understanding.

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Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

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The older I get, the more I hate making extra stops after work. I drive home like I’m late for the house.

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Clicked on ‘Make a reservation’ on a restaurant’s page, and it opened FaceTime and started calling them. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want that to happen.

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“You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.

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The brand name Oral B is so funny to me. WTF does the B stand for?

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Men be like, “I’m sexually attracted to you as a friend.

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Maybe the clouds, trees, and flowers love looking at you too.

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UNO is based on luck unless I win, then it’s based on strategy, and I’m a genius.

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Cooking with glasses on is so humiliating. Why did I just get blinded by steam?

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If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back.

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Curly fries are my favorite as they’re salty and spiraling, like me.

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I’ve reached that age where I don’t have to drink to forget because it just happens naturally now.

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9am: anything is possible. 2pm: maybe tomorrow.

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Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

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My bed is from Ikea, so it’s more unstable than i am.

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Did you get that psychic damage I sent you?

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I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

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Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.

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