Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

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The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

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Just knowing that I have to get out of bed tomorrow is already annoying and it’s not even dark yet.

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My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

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My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

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If you ever ask a teen to do something and they just say “sure” without arguing, check that they haven’t been replaced with an android.

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My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

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In the 80s, if you woke up feeling thirsty, you could drink some of your waterbed.

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Today I told my daughter she’s giving me a headache! She told me “For suggestions and complaints, contact the manufacturer.”

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If you play guitar in a band, always make sure to look like it hurts to play.

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Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name, and she just said, “Two of everything, darling.” Iconic!