โGod has a plan for you.โ OK, is God open to a little feedback? Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When God's life plan feels more like a rough draft than a final copy ๐โ๏ธ Related funny posts ๐ค Iโm so cold, I wish I could get in the dryer. God’s plan for me is super weird so far. โGod has a plan for you!โ Okay, well, I have some notes for him. Ask your doctor if it’s right for you to eat oranges and pretend theyโre planets and youโre a Greek god. “I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.