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“Good morning, rebels who refuse to be tamed by society’s norms and institutions! 🌞 Just remember, sometimes saying ‘no, no, no’ to rehab might actually be the right choice… unless you’re talking about ‘rehab’ for your addiction to hitting the snooze button on Monday mornings! 😜⏰ Stay strong and keep dancing to your own tune! 💃🕺”
Good morning, especially if they tried to make you go to rehab and you said “no, no, no.”
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