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"Ah, the classic mix-up between 'year' and 'fear' 🤣. Let's embrace the uncertainty of 2022 with open arms… and maybe a flashlight just in case! Here's to a 'spooktacular' new year ahead! 🎉👻 #HappyNewFear"

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My secret talent is turning any situation into a considerably more awkward one.

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I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

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My body feels like it’s aging in dog years.

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Kids these days don’t know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.

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Need to win the lottery so I can focus on going to museums and working out.

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A dating app for people who self sabotage called Hinder.

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And is your “sparkling personality” in the room with us now?

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Remember that your face is literally a combination of hundreds of generations of people who fell in love!

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Do y’all ever get pre-annoyed? Like, you already know someone is about to piss you off.

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Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.

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“You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

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I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.

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Babe, would it kill you to meow back?

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Sharks are orcs, dolphins are elves.

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It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

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I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

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Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.

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Sounds like you are suffering from a lack of vitamin Me.

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Happy new fear!

I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.

I hope “be the light you want to see in the world” doesn’t refer to Molotov Cocktails.

I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

My body feels like it’s aging in dog years.

Kids these days don’t know the shame of having to explain yo-yo injuries.

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“Your account balance is low!” Brother, wait until you see my will to live.

Going to a wedding really reminds me of the important things in life. Like cake.

Meteorologists are always talking about the weather and hardly ever about meteors.

Why go to the art museum when I can just stare at you?

Actually, no one sees you at your worst like your coworkers do.

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I’ve been closer to death than a stable relationship.

“OMG I love your personality,” thanks, it’s a disorder.

Humanity doesn’t always make a compelling case for its continued existence.

Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.

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I don’t need coffee, misanthropy fuels me.

Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.

The older I get, the more I understand why people live in the woods and talk to squirrels.

There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

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If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.

My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Stupidity begins where irony is no longer understood.

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