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"Ah, the classic bedtime struggle returns with a vengeance! 🛌😴 Parents everywhere are rejoicing at the sight of darkness, the ultimate ally in the eternal battle of bedtime. May the force be with you all! 🤣 #ParentingLife"

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11 shares on Twitch this month:

People moaning and making noise over food makes me so livid I can’t keep it in.

51 shares on Twitch this month:

The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

82 shares on Discord this month:

Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

87 shares on Twitch this month:

Why are so many people going everywhere whenever I have to go anywhere?

25 shares on WeChat this month:

The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

66 shares on Snapchat this month:

Wanna know what the 90’s were like? Put your phone down and go outside.

61 shares on Slack this month:

Sane is boring.

46 shares on Threads this month:

Sundays are weird. You want to relax, but your brain’s like, “Shouldn’t you be panicking about something?”

87 shares on Discord this month:

Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Don’t be jealous.

20 shares on WeChat this month:

You think you’re cool and then you see a video of yourself running.

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Normalize throwing lamps at people who need to lighten up.

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Age is just a number… that now takes a really long time to scroll to.

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How do couples who live together get anything done? I wouldn’t leave my bed if my girlfriend was in it.

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God forbid a girl uses shopping as her coping mechanism.

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No one trashes your name better than the person who is terrified that you are going to tell people the truth.

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Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

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If you listen closely, you can hear me not caring.

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Just got sacked from my job at a think tank for thinking about donuts.

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Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

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English is so fake. How can you drink a drink, but you can’t food a food?

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“23 and Me” is how Leonardo DiCaprio RSVPs for events.

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Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

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Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.

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Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.

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If they don’t look at you like you’re magic, disappear like Houdini.

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Phone is a cigarette for eyes.

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Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.

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Letting the sun have its way with my freckles today.

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What happened to the huge corporate Christmas parties you see in all the ’90s movies? Seems like that doesn’t exist at all anymore.

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Not to be a nerd, but a well-placed semicolon is hot as hell.

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Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

If David Bowie taught us anything, it’s that being a little weird is better than being forgettable.

Showering & getting in bed is literally one of the best combos ever.

Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff.

No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

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Happy return of “yes of course it’s bedtime, see how dark it is outside” to all parents who celebrate.

Keep the laugh going 😂

If David Bowie taught us anything, it’s that being a little weird is better than being forgettable.

Showering & getting in bed is literally one of the best combos ever.

Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff.

No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

I love when men go on diets they will be like “let me go for the healthy option”: the buffalo chicken quesadilla.

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