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I hate when I have dreams about work. I’m not getting paid to interact with these people on my time off!

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Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.”

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“You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

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I am crumbling under the tyranny of constantly needing to ‘Create an Account’.

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Best thing about staying in an Airbnb is trying to see what’s in that one locked closet.

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Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

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The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”.

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After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

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People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

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Beer is like weed for people with jobs.