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Phone is a cigarette for eyes.

2 weeks ago

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I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

3 days ago

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Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.

2 weeks ago

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When I watch hockey, I pretend they’re fighting over the last Oreo.

2 weeks ago

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I can’t keep up anymore. Happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your life.

1 day ago

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The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

6 days ago

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43 shares on Twitch this month:

It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

72 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack.

77 shares on Twitch this month:

I did nothing wrong. I tried to do nothing and did it wrong.

92 shares on Reddit this month:

As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

58 shares on Slack this month:

Websites need to realize that no one ever, ever wants the site to be able to send them notifications.

96 shares on X this month:

Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.

68 shares on Snapchat this month:

Being an adult feels like, “If I can just get through this week, I’ll be okay,” but it’s every damn week.

78 shares on Instagram this month:

Imagine you go bowling by yourself and you go sit down, but it’s your turn again.

80 shares on Slack this month:

Don’t worry, you’ll find the lost scissors when you’ll be searching for your glasses.

75 shares on WeChat this month:

I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

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Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

Your 20s should be spent nervously sitting on the edge of the bed with rigid posture.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

Please take your Apple Watch off if you are wearing a dress or formal attire. You look like a spy kid.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has shared:

Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

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Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.

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Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

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I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

Freddie Mercury, Venus Williams, and Bruno Mars walk into a bar. They didn’t planet that way.

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Curious that talented athletes frequently credit God when they win, but we rarely see them blame God when they lose.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

When you report something to IT and then hear: “Oh! Interesting. We’ve never seen that before.” Is that good or bad?

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If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

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Duolingo does everything except actually teach you the language.

Seen just now on Telegram:

November should have one more day. Just because to me November 31st sounds real. And also I don’t want to pay rent tomorrow.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

If all men are the same, why does it take women so long to choose one?

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

He’s called James Cameron because he turns the camera on.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

Just shared via Twitch:

My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Crazy to think the average Zoomer male just works, watches porn, and plays video games. That’s it. That’s their whole life.

Breaking via Reddit:

To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

A two-year old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have a top for it.

Broadcasted on Slack:

I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

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I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Phone is a cigarette for eyes.

I love when dudes are named Guy. Like, yeah. Exactly.

Only mosquitoes find me attractive. Nobody else.

When I watch hockey, I pretend they’re fighting over the last Oreo.

I can’t keep up anymore. Happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your life.

The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure my love life was bullshit.

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