I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

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Blocking anyone who tries to motivate me.

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Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

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Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

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Turning regret into ulcers since the day I was born.

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What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

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Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

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I hated rats even before my girlfriend left me for one.

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Having a cat is like having a roommate that doesn’t want to hang out and never intends on being friends.

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A recent study showed that people who are reading this text thought they were learning something useful.

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Dating app that matches you based on your risk tolerance for airport arrival timing.