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HR has told me to stop saying ‘How stupid can you be?’ to members of staff. They’re worried it’s being taken as a challenge.

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I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

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Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

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When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

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Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

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Remember: The first step to recovery is addiction.

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Netflix be like “we know exactly what movie you talkin’ ’bout but we ain’t got it lol”.

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I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

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I hate when I’m typing away, expecting autocorrect to have my back, and I look down and just see awjdbdmkskan.

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What do you even say when someone knocks on your bathroom stall … like, what’s the protocol?