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Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull.

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If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

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You never realize what you have until it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

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You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds.

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You can always tell when a man is dating someone new. Why you going to the aquarium and the museum?

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I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

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My superpower? I can look you right in the eyes while you’re talking and not hear a single word you said.

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Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.