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Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

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If I was a star and you were a star, I would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science.

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Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

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Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

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Marriage is scary, what if he doesn’t want our house to look like my Pinterest board.

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I hate it when my AirPods die instead of me.

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It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

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We are both insane on the web, I think we can make it work.

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In my years of experience, people who disagree with me are usually wrong.

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Shooting a gun in the air to get everyone’s attention, then immediately getting shy and sheepishly twisting my shoe in the dirt and blinking bashfully.

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Moving is legitimately one of the worst human experiences.

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My only regret is not leaving people alone the first time they moved funny.

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Me as the therapist: “Listen, just take a nap!”

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Through pottery, we domesticated rocks.

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Is it okay for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or am I just a terrible teacher?

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Every time I use a Windows computer, it’s like they built malware into the OS. Like, what do you mean there are ads in the start menu?

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Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

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You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

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Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now.

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Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

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If I were in charge of Nike, I’d change the slogan to “Just Say You Did It. Nobody Ever Checks.”

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It’s Monday. Please lower your voice and expectations.

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If you’re riding a bike in New York City, it means you care about your health. Riding one in Tennessee means you got a DUI.

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Some people’s laughs are funnier than the joke.

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Are oranges called oranges because they are orange, or is the color orange called orange because an orange is orange?

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With great power comes a huge electric bill.

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Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.

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Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

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In honor of Charles Dickens, I will also be poor this Christmas.

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Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

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How many of y’all are “burn a CD” and “lime wire” old?

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I was telling my sister that I’ve been going to the gym recently, and my nephew said, “You should go inside when you get there,” and I don’t think I’ll ever recover from that.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you’re at the grocery store or restaurant.

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I was meant to be rich, I can tell by the way I spend money.

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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

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I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

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Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

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Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

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