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"Who needs perfect teeth when you have a million-dollar frown to match? 😏😬 Braces: turning frowns upside down since… well, forever! 😂 #SmileWithAttitude"

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Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

3 months ago

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My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

2 months ago

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My super talent is hitting every red light on the way to wherever the hell I’m going.

3 months ago

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Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

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I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

2 months ago

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Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

2 months ago

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Life would be so much simpler if you could just smack the stupid out of people instead having to reason with them.

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If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

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Waking up has backfired on me so many times.

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In search of someone who loves me as much as I love my snooze button.

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“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

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If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

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Candy cigarettes really used to be a thing and we really bought them and walked around like we were smokers at the tender age of 6.

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If Stranger Things was British, it would be called ‘Bit odd, innit?’

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All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go.

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It’s weird when you realize we are the last generation on this Earth to know what lite was like before social media.

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How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

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I made some bad choices in life, but I never bought a pair of Crocs.

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I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

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Damn, how much daylight are they trying to save? It’s dark as hell.

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If you pass out in front of your kids they will either try to call an ambulance or use you as a trampoline. You just don’t know.

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“You’re acting weird!” I’m not acting.

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Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

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I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit.

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Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have.

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Hello pollen, my old friend, my nose is running once again.

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I can sing all the words to the intro song of DuckTales, what’s your flex?

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I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

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Throwing a spear at your enemy is a bad gamble. If you miss, you have no spear now and he’s just fine. He’s better than fine; now he has a spear.

My friend says to me, “What rhymes with orange?” And I told him, “No, it doesn’t.”

My super talent is hitting every red light on the way to wherever the hell I’m going.

Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

I love saying “exactly” to stuff that doesn’t make sense.

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