I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile?

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Once you understand why pizza is made round, packed in square boxes, and eaten as a triangle, then you will understand women.

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People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

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Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza.

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My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.

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Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”

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You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo.

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If chickens knew how good they tasted, they would understand.

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The way that we’re constantly told not to eat silica gel makes me suspect that it contains all the world’s forbidden knowledge.

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My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

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Every guy wants to be called Daddy till that test comes back positive.