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  • You don’t have to write every day to be a writer! You just have to feel guilty every day that you don’t.
  • Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.
  • I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.
  • Career? Never heard of her. I’m majoring in sunshine and snacks.
  • I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.
  • Dinosaurs never had coffee, and we see how that turned out.