I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day. Posted on6 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch. It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up. I take issue with furniture that deliberately moves 1 inch when you’re in a rush to get by. I’m not sure how long my body can handle this “getting out of bed early in the morning” nonsense. I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.
