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I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.

I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.

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"Who needs productivity when you can have a flawless excuse for sleeping in? 😂 Keep dodging responsibilities like a pro, because who wants to be useful, right? 🛌💤 #SleepIsLife"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged anything, bed, day, early, humor, i, next, next day, procrastination, sleep, useful, want on Jan 23, 2025 by slickboy.

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