I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.

I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.
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"Who needs productivity when you can have a flawless excuse for sleeping in? 😂 Keep dodging responsibilities like a pro, because who wants to be useful, right? 🛌💤 #SleepIsLife"

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