I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs productivity when you can have a flawless excuse for sleeping in? π Keep dodging responsibilities like a pro, because who wants to be useful, right? ππ€ #SleepIsLife" Related Funny Posts π€ Itβs never too early to be sad about having to work the next day. I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up. Just found out it don’t matter how early I go to bed, I just don’t wanna go to work. In a parallel universe, I go to bed early and wake up fresh and unstoppable. Remember when you were a kid, you slept on the couch and without saying anything you found yourself in your bed. Now you sleep in your bed and if you say anything, you end up on the couch.