I don’t have a new year resolution, you don’t need that when you’re perfect.

I don't have a new year resolution, you don't need that when you're perfect.

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“Why bother with new year resolutions when perfection is already your middle name? 💁‍♂️ Keep shining, you flawless creature! ✨ #LifeGoals”

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