I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said โ€œhelloโ€ like a goddam daredevil.

I find it hard to believe I used to just answer my phone when it rang. No caller ID. No idea who was calling. Just picked it up and said โ€œhelloโ€ like a goddam daredevil.

Commentary:
"Ah, the good ol' days of answering the phone blindly ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ˜ฑ It was a wild time of thrilling unknowns! Ring, ring – cue the daredevil 'hello' ๐Ÿ˜† Who needs caller ID when you've got nerves of steel? ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ #BraveAnsweringSkills"

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