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  • Welcome to your 40s: you’re not exhausted, that’s just your face now.
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  • Is it too late to reset my life back to factory settings?
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  • Grandmas be like: Imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings.
  • Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.