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I’ve learned a lot over the years, but the best advice I can ever give someone is never buy a used harmonica.

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A sandwich has the power to change your entire life.

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Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

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Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

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It’s hard to sleep knowing that Coke is in the fridge.

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I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.

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Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

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Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

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Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

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I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.