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Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

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Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

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King Kong should’ve been able to find a better place to hide than the top of the tallest building in the middle of New York City.

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The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.

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Find someone who looks at you the way I look at a cheeseburger.

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It’s comical when I lean back in my chair only to realize it’s a stool.

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My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

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That one British friend that’s too bloke.

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