I have no prime. I will evolve till I die.

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No one told me middle age would be so fuzzy, and if you are wondering whether I mean my eyesight or my facial hair, yes.

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It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.

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The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

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I’d stalk me too, I get it.

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Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

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The answer is always no, I did not get enough sleep.

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I believe my ex-wife is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

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Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

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I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

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The only function of a middle name is so a child can assess how much danger they’re in.