I have this rare skin disease called perfect. Commentary:"Living with the 'rare skin disease' called perfect must be rough… I mean, who wouldn't want flawless skin all day, every day? 💁♂️✨ Just remember, imperfections make us unique and interesting. Embrace the quirks, darling! 😉🌟" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Doing some skin care routine but my skin doesn’t care. It’s always a huge relief when I’m reading a list of symptoms of a deadly disease, and it says unexplained weight loss. Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name. I could have done without braces back then. What’s the point of having perfect teeth if I have no reason to smile? I grew up ugly, so I had to be funny, and then got hot in my twenties, so that’s how I became perfect.