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I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex.

I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex.

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"Having three kids is like playing a high-stakes game of Monopoly – you've already built hotels on Boardwalk and Park Place, so rolling the dice again might just bankrupt you!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged children, family, fear, humor, joke, kid, kids, parenting, sex on Mar 17, 2025 by slickboy.

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