I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI have three kids. I should be terrified of sex. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex. There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both. They should remove the sex scenes from movies and then put them all into one big super sex scene movie they can show in theaters at the end of the year. I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries. I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.