I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck. Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex. I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate. The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.