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  • The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.
  • Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.
  • Every time I blink, it’s Monday again. I can’t live like this.
  • I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.
  • My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”
  • I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.