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I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror.

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I changed my alarm clock sound to an applause, it’s the least I deserve for waking up at 7am.

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Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.

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I’m gonna start telling men I know a spot and it’s just me dropping them off at therapy.

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If I ever go missing, check the snack aisle. I’m probably just deciding.

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You are the Monday of my life.

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To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.

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Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

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I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

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I’m not easily offended, but I am easily annoyed.