I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth – naked and screaming.

I hope you celebrate your birthday like your birth - naked and screaming.

Commentary:
β€œMay your birthday bash be as wild as your grand entrance into this world – full of life, noise, and maybe a few embarrassed family members πŸ˜œπŸ‘ΆπŸŽ‰ Happy birthday!”

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