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I’ve disappointed better people.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

If you respond to my sarcasm with better sarcasm, then I might just catch feelings.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

When I retire, I’m going to run for office.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

I don’t freak out until I see the Buddhists freaking out.

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I just wanna buy $16 worth of a meme coin and sell it for $2.6M two weeks later.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

Netflix will help you finish spelling the name of the movie you’re looking for, and then tell you they don’t have it.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has copied:

What’s a good career for people with no motivation or talent?

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It’s funny how everyone who was all about Christmas a week ago is suddenly into New Year’s now.

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I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

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Bad news. Right now is as young as you’re going to be.

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Imagine hating on me and I’m just in my room also hating on me.

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When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”

Spotted on Reddit:

Adulting is difficult. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next minute you feel like you’re not doing enough.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Being a social worker is crazy because those are literally my two least favorite things.

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Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

Seen just now on Telegram:

If a woman says she’ll be ready in 15 minutes, she will be. No need to remind her every half hour.

Going viral on Snapchat:

My favorite condiment is Worcestershire sauce. Why? It’s hard to say.

Just shared via Pinterest:

You’re in her DMs. I’m accidentally reposting reels of Tibetan foxes because I don’t know how to use the app anymore.

Going bananas on X:

Who called it a period tracker instead of a madvent calendar?

I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.

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My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

65 shares on WeChat this month:

The night before a day off is more satisfying than the actual day off.

91 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“I’ll run it by the boss” is one of the peak boomerisms you can say as a married man. It feels electric.

18 shares on Snapchat this month:

Someone said I should think before I speak and I said “eww what a horrible way to live”

64 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Every single bad day happened because I woke up.

72 shares on YouTube this month:

Mothers will invent chores just to be mad you’re not doing them too.

46 shares on Messenger this month:

Cleaning the kitchen, but saw the laundry, so I watered a plant, and now I’m making a dentist appointment.

22 shares on LinkedIn this month:

This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

12 shares on Twitch this month:

“Have you asked Chat GPT?” Have you lost your mind?

59 shares on X this month:

Getting the ick because he put the windshield wipers on at a higher rate than was needed.

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Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

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When people say, “Stop living in the past,” my thought in turn is, “But the music was so much better then!”

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You’re either really good at wrapping presents or you’re really beautiful and funny. It’s one or the other.

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It’s called a “sports car” because getting out of one after 40 is a physical event.

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Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has shared:

Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

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I’ve convinced myself bumblebees don’t sting because they’re too fluffy and cute.

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Sorry I’m late. I was scraping the clearance tag off your Christmas present.

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I’ve realized there’s more to life than social media, so I guess this is goodbye for the next 12 minutes.

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Just took off my daytime sweatpants and put on my nighttime sweatpants.

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As a sales clerk, you want to shout after some people as they leave the store: “Are you sure you’ve really REALLY touched everything?”

Broadcasted on Slack:

Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.

Trending via Snapchat:

If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.

Shared recently on Threads:

All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

Shared recently on X:

I’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old.

Spotted on X:

Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony. Then I laughed again because of the word “irony.”

Going viral on LinkedIn:

The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes.

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I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.

This Monday could have been an email.

Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

“Do you have any hobbies?” Lately, I’ve been really into panicking.

If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape.

Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

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I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.

Keep the laugh going 😂

This Monday could have been an email.

Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

“Do you have any hobbies?” Lately, I’ve been really into panicking.

If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape.

Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

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