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Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

Is he trying to pronounce “charcuterie” or is he having a stroke?

Someone from 🇩🇯 has bookmarked:

It’s so hot outside that when I opened my front door I thought I was checking on my oven.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

When a man likes you, he talks to you every day, and apparently, when you start to like him back, he is very busy and can’t talk at all. That’s how it works.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has shared:

The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

Why is experimental noise music always scary metallic noises and never fun sounds like people clapping and laughing and like bubbles and stuff?

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

Who called it a biological clock and not an egg timer?

Someone from 🇧🇩 has shared:

I hate when I’m trying to spell a word, and my phone can’t do it either.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

Steve Jobs was a vibe coder. He just prompted Steve Wozniak.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

Your secret is safe with me and my sister.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

At therapy, saying “Don’t worry about it” to every question.

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Just shared via Instagram:

I’m so sick of these little 30-minute weekends.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

My mom recently asked me how to take a screenshot. At first, I laughed, but then I remembered she taught me how to tie my shoes.

Just landed via Twitch:

I wonder if the scariest moment ever in history has happened yet.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I caught your husband cheating on you at an Alanis concert, and thought you, you, you oughta know.

Going viral on Reddit:

I don’t like this new trend of old people wearing shirts of bands I listened to when I was a kid.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

I’m just a Whole Foods girl on a Walmart budget.

Going viral on Snapchat:

That moment when you’re reading but realize you forgot to understand.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

It takes so much energy to go inside a Walmart.

Seen just now on Messenger:

The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

Going viral on WeChat:

Deleting university to focus on Twitter.

I love cute tiny purses, but I’m sad to say I can never be a cute tiny purse girl. I need to haul my hoard of objects everywhere I go, because what if….

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97 shares on Slack this month:

Changed my bio on bumble to “I’m gonna murder ur whole family” and guys still responded.

47 shares on Discord this month:

I can’t wait for the “international law” crowd to discover that “human rights” aren’t real, either.

32 shares on Messenger this month:

My car is making strange noises but it’s just me singing.

90 shares on Discord this month:

I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff.

45 shares on Reddit this month:

Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

35 shares on Pinterest this month:

Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

34 shares on Threads this month:

Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

86 shares on Slack this month:

Me, first week as a volunteer firefighter thinking we only rescue cats: We’re going where?

29 shares on Messenger this month:

No, I don’t want to read the article first, I want to argue now.

25 shares on TikTok this month:

You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.

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Do cats have a sense of causation between grooming themselves and coughing up hairballs, or do they think it’s just an annoying separate thing which just happens to them sometimes?

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Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.

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I forgot to sweep up some crumbs earlier, and I just heard an ant moaning in pleasure as he discovered the bounty.

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God forbid a girl uses shopping as her coping mechanism.

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My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

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No more looking back in anger. It’s time to look forward in anger.

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Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.

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I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.

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My favorite thing to do is nothing.

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In Star Wars, anyone can hop in any spaceship and knows how to fly it. I just spent 20 minutes trying to find the headlights in a rental car.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇪 has downloaded:

Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

I’m just another dysfunctional train wreck barreling down the tracks with a smile.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

No one flirts better than a guy who’s not interested in you.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

I SAID YES!!!!!! after I asked myself if I wanted a breakfast burrito.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge onto the highway?

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has bookmarked:

Few things in life are as disappointing as having to poop right after a shower.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has viewed:

I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

Just shared via Instagram:

My cat’s in a bad mood, despite eating and sleeping all day.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

Going viral on Discord:

US etiquette question: Do you need to tip the guy at the border who reads your last five years of social media history?

Making waves on Facebook:

I love a touchy-feely man. Like, yes, please keep your hands on me.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I hate to brag but I excel at my faults.

Going viral on YouTube:

I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake.

Just shared via Twitch:

Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

Spotted on X:

Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

It’s so hot, ice bears are opening lemonade stands.

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