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I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

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I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. When I listen to rock music, my neighbors do too.

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Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

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Females be naked so much online, I be like, damn, I bet she look good in a sweater.

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Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

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Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?

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If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

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Liking someone who likes you back is probably really good for your mental health.

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Note to self: Very important! First hang up, then insult.

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Put my height in bio. Hope it lands me a girlfriend.

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Don’t put words in my mouth—that’s where the hot dogs go.

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Prime Video will find the movie you were looking for and then say, “Oops, you gotta pay for it.”

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The way turkeys feel about November is probably how treadmills feel about January.

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Beautiful women named Severe Thunderstorm Warning are blowing up my phone.

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I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

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My chakra went out for cigarettes.

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Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

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Spice up your work day by drinking your coffee from a flask.

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My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

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Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

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If you don’t want to be in love with me that’s fine. You’re entitled to your wrong and very stupid opinions.

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You can’t spell disappointment without me.

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“Can you multitask?” Yes, actually I am losing my mind and chilling at the same time.

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Toddlers: the brutally honest roommates nobody asked for!

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I think everyone should get $500 deposited into their accounts every day, just for waking up.

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Your honor, if it pleases the court, here’s Wonderwall.

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The question of whether an employer values its employees is sometimes answered by the toilet paper.

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Anyone else brush their teeth in the shower so they can get a little sloppy with it, or is that just me?

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I just need a day between everyday… to recover from the day before… just so I can prepare for the day coming.

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I love cute tiny purses, but I’m sad to say I can never be a cute tiny purse girl. I need to haul my hoard of objects everywhere I go, because what if….

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