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I can relate to the stock market because I am always about to crash at a moment’s notice.

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For introverts, the worst kind of head-on collision is running directly into the person we’re avoiding at the grocery store.

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The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

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Returned my 3D printer, but not before making a 3D printer with it.

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Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

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I’ve walked the walk, but nowadays I just sit the sit.

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I don’t like the person I become when my boss tells me I should be working while at work.

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I told a joke during a Zoom meeting today. Nobody laughed. It turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

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One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.

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Source? It was revealed to me on my walk.

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Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I wish we were cats so you could just randomly slap co-workers for no reason.

Live now on LinkedIn:

The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.

Trending via WhatsApp:

It’s too bad he never woke up and chose violence. “Bob Ross, mob boss” has a nice ring to it.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

Trending via TikTok:

The sexual tension between me and not finishing the last 2 episodes of a drama.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

They are all liars, so just pick the tallest and enjoy.

Going bananas on Telegram:

My dream car is a taco truck.

Trending via Threads:

She’s probably just not using her phone right now for the first time ever in her whole life.

I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

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Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

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I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.

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2 months ago

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Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

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Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over.

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My morning routine is basically just me convincing myself not to go back to bed.

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5 months ago

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If pigeons and chickens made a tribe, would they be called the coo clucks clan?

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25 shares on Snapchat this month:

I actually do check to see if you told me happy birthday before I tell you.

48 shares on Twitch this month:

Sometimes somebody will share something from way back in my timeline, and I’ll think, “Oh God, what all did they see to get there?”

30 shares on Reddit this month:

The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

60 shares on Reddit this month:

They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

21 shares on Slack this month:

Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

55 shares on Facebook this month:

I’ve heard so much about the “Eye of the Tiger,” but how come no one ever talks about the other four letters?

65 shares on Slack this month:

People who lie all the time really think that we don’t know.

34 shares on X this month:

Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!

12 shares on WeChat this month:

I heard God is testing both of us at the same time. Wanna hang out?

87 shares on Facebook this month:

Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.

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As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

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Can drunk people actually not control their actions or is it just an excuse to do some crazy stuff?

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Whoever said “out of sight out of mind” never lost a spider in the bedroom.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has copied:

If you’re gonna spend so much time in my head, would it kill you to tidy up a bit?

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Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has copied:

Christmas bonus so small you have to call your bank and ask “is it in yet?”

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Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

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I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

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Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

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Just landed via Telegram:

He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

Just landed via Twitch:

I would prefer not to.

Shared recently on Messenger:

You ever liked a song so much you restart it before it even finishes?

Spotted on Snapchat:

Congrats on hitting your Q3 numbers. Here’s an even bigger Q4 number that you’ll be fired for missing.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

Can everyone log off? I need some time alone right now.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

Trending via Threads:

Considering joining a cult just for the subsidized housing.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Going from “I can fix her” to “I don’t care if she lives or dies” in the same beer.

Just landed via Slack:

Why is it that your clothes only get caught on the door handle when you’re in a bad mood?

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Ever since I was a kid, I always knew I wanted to live in a galaxy far, far away.

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I love when the restaurant bathroom has different music playing than the restaurant. It’s like I’m going to Club Pee Pee.

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Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

I told my wife the laundry on the couch ain’t gonna fold itself, so if y’all don’t hear from me later, she probably folded me like an omelet.

Doesn’t matter, Your Honor! I, for one, found it very funny.

Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over.

My morning routine is basically just me convincing myself not to go back to bed.

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