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The worst part about going to work is the part where you have to go to work.

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Not texting back is only ok when I do it.

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I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

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Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

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I’m officially at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work.

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She never lets ideas interrupt the easy flow of her conversation.

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I don’t drink alcohol. I like suffering raw.

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I like running because it’s cheaper than paying for a gym membership. If the gym wants the money I owe them, they’ll have to catch me.

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Behind every strong, independent woman… is a dog that follows her to the bathroom.

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What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?