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I will marry a man who treats me delicately as if I’m a gift straight from heaven.

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I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

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My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold beer.

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If you drink a lot of water, you won’t have time for other people’s drama because you’ll be too busy looking for a bathroom.

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There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

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Damn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focusing on the parts of you that make sense for me.

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Every house has a smell that only the people living in it don’t smell.

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So, you’re telling me I’m just supposed to get up every day and keep living like this? Seems like a scam to me.

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If liars’ pants really did catch on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.

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Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.