I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

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“Don’t let me keep you!” Translation: Please go.

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Aliens traveled millions of light years to get here to visit New Jersey.

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Just got chills imagining what Tom and Jerry could accomplish if they just worked together for once.

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I grew up in a kinder, gentler age. We pitied our fools.

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Painted a big H in my garden to see if I can trap a helicopter. Wish me luck!

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I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day.

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Ugh, but profoundly.