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"Ah yes, the mythical sitcom job where you work for 5 minutes a day and somehow afford a sprawling NYC apartment 🏙️. If only life imitated TV more often! 📺💸 #LivingTheDream"

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Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

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Why talk to bots when my plants listen just fine?

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Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

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I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

86 shares on Pinterest this month:

For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

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I highly recommend having hobbies, it distracts you from falling in love unnecessarily.

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DMs full of guys who wouldn’t know what to do with me.

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When I die, I want to come back as a speed bump so I can piss people off.

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Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways.

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I trust an insult more than I do a compliment.

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My goal weight is getting a magician to saw me in half.

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If you say “Excellent choice” after somebody selects a floor in an elevator, you can usually get a pity laugh.

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“I didn’t vote for this.” — people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate.

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My dream is being pitted against the world’s greatest AI in a writing contest and crafting a story that’s so beautiful that I make the computer cry.

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In Russia, the cold complains about you.

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There will never be a perfect time. Make that mistake now.

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I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’ picture.

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My greatest flaw is that I will try any specialty lemonade. 90% of them are nearly undrinkable, but I persevere.

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Not arguing with a man that can cook. Whatever you say, handsome.

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I was born tired, and I will die tired. If I ever tell you I’m not tired, I’m probably lying.

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

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Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?

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Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

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I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

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Ah, the magical land of Monday—the gift that keeps not giving!

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I haven’t worn a trench coat since a random man in his 60s said to me “what are you looking for, detective?”

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I get so flattered when butterflies or bees buzz around me. Like, sorry ladies, I’m not a flower, but it’s so sweet that you thought I was. Hehe.

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Nice thing about dating a doctor is if you wanna stop seeing them, you can just eat an apple.

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Showering at night is so sexy and clean and self-care vibes. Showering in the morning is so productivity core, cog in the machine core.

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Girls are perverts when they like you.

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I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news.

Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.

At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.

Not single, not dating, but a secret third thing (quantum entanglement).

Need to win the lottery so I can focus on going to museums and working out.

I like to take long walks away from stupid people.

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I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

Keep the laugh going 😂

The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news.

Apparently you’re not supposed to announce that there’s been a death in the family every time you kill a houseplant.

At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.

Not single, not dating, but a secret third thing (quantum entanglement).

Need to win the lottery so I can focus on going to museums and working out.

I like to take long walks away from stupid people.

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