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62 shares on Messenger this month:

Weekends are a scam, you spend one day exhausted and the other day anxious. Like, what the hell was that?

71 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Anyone know how to get an air guitar out of a vacuum?

20 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here eating Nutella from the jar with a spoon.

100 shares on X this month:

Life is like a box of chocolates. More expensive than I was expecting.

23 shares on YouTube this month:

I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

13 shares on WeChat this month:

I don’t wanna brag, but I’ve been told I’m micro-management material.

16 shares on WeChat this month:

The fine art of sticking my nose where it doesn’t belong.

96 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

90 shares on WeChat this month:

Having seductive eyes is not for the weak. I feel like Medusa.

35 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

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Someone from 🇹🇼 has viewed:

I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time?

Someone from 🇷🇸 has viewed:

As a woman, you need to forgive yourself for men you entertained when you had low self-esteem.

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My personal brand is being the guest at a wedding who can’t dance but puts in a noticeable effort.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has bookmarked:

It’s ok to not have a Valentine on Valentine’s Day. I didn’t have a groundhog on Groundhog’s Day.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

I need to stop drinking so much. Did I say drinking? I meant thinking. I definitely need to drink more.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

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I wonder if Van Halen realized they were writing music just to lift weights to.

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It’s not ‘drinking alone’ if you’re at work.

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RIP to everyone killed by the Gods for their hubris, but I’m different. And better. Maybe even better than the Gods.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

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Spreading quickly via Discord:

I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

The book characters may be fictional, but my emotional instability over them is real.

Just landed via Reddit:

I don’t understand how some people find love several times in their lives. I first have to find someone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

Spotted on Snapchat:

If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?

Broadcasted on Messenger:

An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

The haters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly, great call from the haters.

Seen just now on Discord:

Weekends now feel like short commercial breaks in a stressful movie.

Breaking via WeChat:

In my 20’s: I want to find true love. In my 40’s: I just want a toaster that gets me.

Just landed via Messenger:

I hate when a guy asks “can you cook?” Can you build a house?

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I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

(at an incredibly low point in my life) I should start dating again.

Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence.

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.

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I need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms, where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations.

Keep the laugh going 😂

(at an incredibly low point in my life) I should start dating again.

Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

When I tell you “I’m open to feedback” I’m telling you to be nice to me or I’ll resort to violence.

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

I noticed you haven’t posted in a few weeks, and just wanted to thank you.

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