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I refuse to go to a blood bank. I’m not taking your blood money.

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In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.

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I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.

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I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

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Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

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Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

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Are you bad wifi, cause im feeling no connection here.

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I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

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I’m not starting a presentation with “ladies and gentlemen”, I’m using the gender neutral “to those who heed my warnings”.

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Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!