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- Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.
- I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?
- Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.
- Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in.
- I think carefully about what I’m going to say and I still manage to say the wrong thing. It’s truly a gift I have.