I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

Commentary:
"Who needs family drama and friend antics when you have cake as your soulmate? 🍰👰‍♀️ Just you, your big cake, and maybe a fork for good measure. Who says you can't have your cake and eat it too? 😂 #SingleLifeGoals"