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The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

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Working out consistently yields results, but mannnnnnn…… the laundry.

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A fly swatter, but for close talkers.

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I think more people would actually heal from their trauma if they got revenge.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, so eat that cake today.

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Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.

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36 shares on Telegram this month:

Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

76 shares on Twitch this month:

I’ll marry your mom just so I can ground you.

15 shares on WeChat this month:

Once I started spending my own money, I realized my mom was right. We do have food at home.

13 shares on Facebook this month:

I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water.

88 shares on Snapchat this month:

Why can’t they use deep fake technology for good instead of evil? Like taking Zoom meetings for you, stuff like that.

83 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Women are obsessed with Love Island, but when me and my boys do it in real life, we’re disgusting cheating dogs?

72 shares on Discord this month:

Sick and tired of these 30 mins weekends.

46 shares on Pinterest this month:

Are you a software update, because not now!

58 shares on Twitch this month:

Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

100 shares on Snapchat this month:

Anyone still shut off lights when leaving a room because their parents used to say, “Don’t waste electricity!”

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Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?

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Asking “how’s the job hunt going?” is a lot like asking “did you come?” I promise you, you’d hear if there was any success.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has bookmarked:

Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has shared:

If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

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I am the opposite of artificial intelligence. I am authentic stupidity.

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The problem with salad is, it’s salad.

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I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

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Trying to make sense of other people’s actions will drive you to insanity.

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The only thing preventing me from moving to Finland is the language barrier and a job.

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People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate.

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I bet God still calls it Twitter.

Live now on Discord:

Ghosting is actually a sign of great respect in my culture.

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Hike in groups. Bears like to have options.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

“I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.

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My favorite part of socializing is when it’s over.

Going bananas on Twitch:

I knew the date was going well when we shared a glass of gravy with two straws.

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Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

Making waves on Discord:

The fun thing about Airbnb is that you get to clean someone else’s house on your vacation.

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I can’t wait to see my older sister so she can point out I have more gray hair than she does.

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I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

Keep the laugh going 😂

The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

Working out consistently yields results, but mannnnnnn…… the laundry.

A fly swatter, but for close talkers.

I think more people would actually heal from their trauma if they got revenge.

Tomorrow isn’t promised, so eat that cake today.

Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.

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