I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

Commentary:
“Deciding between cuddles and solitude… the eternal struggle of the indecisively crazy. 🤔🤗🚶‍♀️ #CrazyConundrums”

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