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I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.

I want Wolverine claws. Not for violence or anything. I want them for easing my way through reality. Like opening an Amazon package.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old struggle between slicing through life's challenges like a badass superhero and trying not to accidentally shred your Amazon package 🦾💥📦 At least Wolverine never had to worry about misplacing his scissors!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged Amazon, anything, claws, convenience, humor, i, opening, package, reality, violence, want, Wolverine on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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