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Nobody gives me butterflies anymore. Y’all just give me brain damage.

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Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

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I woke up alive again.

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I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

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You don’t need to be a good listener as long as you’re a good nodder.

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Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?

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The best part about Smarties is pouring them into an empty prescription bottle and shaking them all into my mouth while waiting in line.

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A dinosaur as a pet would solve so many problems. Mainly, people problems.

29 shares on Messenger this month:

The belief that software engineers are uniquely intelligent has done unimaginable damage on society.

77 shares on Slack this month:

Just remembered I can just get drunk after work instead of quitting. That was a close one.

91 shares on X this month:

Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

13 shares on WeChat this month:

It doesn’t matter how bizarre your situation is. Somebody on Reddit already been there, done that.

62 shares on YouTube this month:

I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

20 shares on Twitch this month:

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

61 shares on Telegram this month:

It’s awesome when people honk at you for not moving when you’re letting people cross. You’re right, bro, I should just annihilate this family of four.

92 shares on Telegram this month:

Cars should have two horns, one for “excuse me, kind friend,” and another for “curse you and your family for generations.”

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Your pronouns should be get/help.

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I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

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Don’t even get into my car if you’re just gonna scream every time I hit something.

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So many mistakes to make, so little time.

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Welcome to your 40’s. You now have a favorite vegetable peeler.

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Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

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I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

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Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

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Sometimes I can’t believe people have had the honor of experiencing my love and chose to hurt me instead.

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Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.

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If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales.

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I want my house spotless, but kicking my kids out seems wrong.

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Life is what happens in between trips to the fridge.

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Growing your own tomatoes really is the best way to devote 3 months of your life to saving $2.17.

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I listen to a lot of white noise, so I get really excited when it rains or someone turns on a fan. It’s like seeing my favorite band live.

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I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

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My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

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I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

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If a government has online beef with a pop star, it has already lost.

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“I’ve never done parkour, but I have chased a toddler with an open Sharpie through the house.”

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I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

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Nobody gives me butterflies anymore. Y’all just give me brain damage.

Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

I woke up alive again.

I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

You don’t need to be a good listener as long as you’re a good nodder.

Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?

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