I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking. To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news. The real advantage of being self-employed is that you don’t have to go to a Christmas party. Thinking of becoming the “where’s my hug” guy in prison. Doing an hour of self-care after 23 hours of self-destruction.