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24 shares on Messenger this month:

Toddlers: the brutally honest roommates nobody asked for!

45 shares on Twitch this month:

When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

99 shares on Twitch this month:

That fight could’ve been an email.

95 shares on Messenger this month:

Fact: cats sit on your lap to dominate you.

36 shares on LinkedIn this month:

You should tell different people completely different things about yourself so that they then get into arguments when gossiping about you.

94 shares on Slack this month:

God, I was so happy when I was 18. I wasn’t at the time, but in retrospect I was.

93 shares on TikTok this month:

Being a writer means knowing exactly how your story ends, and having absolutely no idea how to get there.

31 shares on Slack this month:

Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

41 shares on Facebook this month:

Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

97 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t have any patience because it takes too long.

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IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

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My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.

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Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.

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Anyone who thinks being a pessimist isn’t any fun fails to appreciate the joy of saying, ‘I told you so.’

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Instead of renting an apartment, I’m going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it.

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AirBnB is fun for when you want to be financially abused by a stranger with a binder filled with rules.

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I think it’s healthy to be a little horny at all times.

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Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

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I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.

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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

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Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.

Live now on Discord:

I always leave my friends voicemails in case they suddenly decide to be a musician and need an interlude.

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Hotel elevators are hell for those of us who are small-talk failures. The guy asked me, “You just get in today too?” and I said, “Well, no,” then stood in silence.

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Planking is the only time we appreciate time.

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I survived a Monday, and for what? Tuesday? Disgusting.

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Girls only want one thing, and it’s to be photographed candidly on 35mm film.

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Training a cat is very easy. After a few days, you do what she wants.

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If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

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I found a box of VHS tapes. I’m a bit nervous about the one that has the label torn off.

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I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Don’t be jealous.

Date night idea: fight another couple.

This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

“Thank you for choosing Amtrak.” No problem. There are no other trains.

I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.

I don’t know much, but I do know melancholia is a way cooler diagnosis than depression.

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I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Not to brag, but I just stood up without making a sound. Don’t be jealous.

Date night idea: fight another couple.

This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

“Thank you for choosing Amtrak.” No problem. There are no other trains.

I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.

I don’t know much, but I do know melancholia is a way cooler diagnosis than depression.

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