I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

I wasn't sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my constipation, until I saw a dragon and shit myself.

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“Well, that’s one way to make a mythical mess! 🐉💩😂”

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