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I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my co…

I wasn’t sure why the doctor prescribed LSD for my co…

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bizarre, constipation, doctor, dragon, drug, drug experience, experience, hallucination, humor, i, LSD, myself, prescription, saw, shit, sure, surreal, unexpected, why on May 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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