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Funny quote about loyalty and texting laziness, with playful, witty humor.

I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

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LOL, I'm the ultimate friend—forever in your heart, but never in your inbox! 😂📵🤷‍♂️

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged absolutely, answer, anything, communication, except, friends, friendship, humor, i, interaction, loyalty, message, messages, procrastination, social, social interaction, text, text message on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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