I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:LOL, I'm the ultimate friend—forever in your heart, but never in your inbox! 😂📵🤷♂️ Related funny posts 🤝 Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it. lol is punctuation and LOL is laugh out loud. I just need my friends to know I would do absolutely anything for them, except reply to their message. People really be like, “I would never do that to you,” and then do it with a remix. Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.