If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?

If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?

Commentary:
“Ah, the age-old question pondered by the ponderers! 🤔 If enlightenment brightens our path, does endarkenment lurk in the shadows, waiting to trip us up? 😂 Watch out for those unexpected plot twists on the road to supreme wisdom! 🌟🕳️”

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