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If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

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Ah, the kind offer of providing absolutely nothing when you need it the most! 🤣 Just remember, I excel in the art of doing nothing, so count on me for no help at all! 😉 #HelpfulByBeingUseless

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged availability, ever, friendship, here, humor, joke, need, nothing, support on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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