If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you. Commentary:Ah, the kind offer of providing absolutely nothing when you need it the most! 🤣 Just remember, I excel in the art of doing nothing, so count on me for no help at all! 😉 #HelpfulByBeingUseless Related Funny Quotes 🤝 “Nothing burger” is such a funny phrase. Americans when nothing: so imagine a burger. Nothing hurts more than someone not getting your joke. You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever. “It’s not that deep.” Of course it’s not. With a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is. My mom be cutting up fruit and bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. That’s when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much.