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Ah, the classic case of mind over matter happening here! 💊😄 Who needs the real deal when you can get your fix from good ol' placebos, am I right? It's all about that placebo effect magic! ✨🧠 #PlaceboPower

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31 shares on Instagram this month:

“Some things are better left unsaid,” I think to myself immediately after I hit send.

29 shares on LinkedIn this month:

One week of daily crunches and I have abs…urdly underestimated how long it will take to see results.

77 shares on X this month:

Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

91 shares on TikTok this month:

First date idea: we search for each other’s criminal history together.

96 shares on X this month:

Every frozen pizza is a canvas that needs an artist’s touch.

36 shares on Snapchat this month:

Being smart is a curse. You see the game, the lies, the patterns, but you still gotta play dumb to survive.

52 shares on TikTok this month:

Trust my gut? The thing that tricks me into buying gas station sushi and roller dogs? No thanks.

65 shares on Reddit this month:

Find someone who cares about you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account.

89 shares on Reddit this month:

Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

16 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The only thing I miss all day is my bed.

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Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

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My favorite part of parenting is when the kids are bored enough to entertain themselves, but getting to that point is excruciating.

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How can you not appreciate a drunk text? Someone is absolutely off their face and still thinking of you.

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Be careful when you follow the masses sometimes the M is silent.

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My new drivers license arrived and when I opened it, I gasped. How’d they get a picture of my mother?

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Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs.

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If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

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If my wife and I got divorced and moved to separate states, I’m convinced I would still hear her chewing.

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Keep your temper. Nobody else wants it.

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Why is it that your clothes only get caught on the door handle when you’re in a bad mood?

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Making waves on WhatsApp:

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.

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Maybe Rome was built in a day. I wasn’t there.

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I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work.

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I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.

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Dear men, my ‘biological clock’ isn’t my weakness. It’s your final deadline to prove you’re worthy.

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Don’t buy roses for her, buy chicken nuggets. Show her you really care.

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My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

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Drilling for oil is well boring.

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As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

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I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.

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I’m addicted to placebos.

I wish more dumb people were shy.

Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

Not really interested in anything that isn’t everything.

It’s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.

Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

Give yourself time to heal. A couple of decades should do it.

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I’m addicted to placebos.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I wish more dumb people were shy.

Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

Not really interested in anything that isn’t everything.

It’s never too early to be sad about having to work the next day.

Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

Give yourself time to heal. A couple of decades should do it.

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