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Iโ€™m addicted to placebos.

Iโ€™m addicted to placebos.

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Ah, the classic case of mind over matter happening here! ๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ˜„ Who needs the real deal when you can get your fix from good ol' placebos, am I right? It's all about that placebo effect magic! โœจ๐Ÿง  #PlaceboPower



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