I’m addicted to placebos.

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Some say the world will end in fire. Others say in ice. Coming up next, our expert panel breaks down the arguments for each side…

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I hope this email punches you square in the face.

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Researchers have discovered that birthdays are healthy. People who have more grow older.

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Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

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Actually, no one sees you at your worst like your coworkers do.

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No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.

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Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

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It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

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Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

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Maybe the reason we weren’t that affected by all the violence we saw in cartoons as kids is because it was offset by classical music.