I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly. Posted on3 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, the classic case of 'beauty is in the eye of the beholder' 🤔 Well, just remember, being 2% cute is still better than being 100% boring 😉💁♂️" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor. The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing. I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier. My parents still haven’t apologized for making me ugly. I’m ugly but I can make u laugh.