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"Ah, the classic case of 'beauty is in the eye of the beholder' 🤔 Well, just remember, being 2% cute is still better than being 100% boring 😉💁‍♂️"

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76 shares on WeChat this month:

Scooby Doo was a woke-ass show. Every villain was just a landlord trying to scare people off their property so they could sell it.

90 shares on Snapchat this month:

I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

31 shares on Reddit this month:

Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”

17 shares on Telegram this month:

Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

92 shares on Telegram this month:

I told all my neighbors that I have a twin, so that when I see them in public I don’t have to talk to them.

51 shares on Pinterest this month:

I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the “at your age…”

62 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Have to write a note to my kid’s first grade teacher, and now I’m stressed out about my handwriting.

82 shares on Telegram this month:

I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

57 shares on Pinterest this month:

I made a graph showing my past relationships. It has an ex axis and a why axis.

13 shares on Slack this month:

There are TV shows that only exist on the screens of girls’ houses you go to one time and never again.

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There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

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It’s strange being the same age as old people.

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When my friends and I talk about sex, it’s never sexual. It feels scientific, almost.

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My cat and I talked it over and no we don’t think that I’m crazy.

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Long-term relationship? Like Tom and Jerry?

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First responders? You mean reply guys?

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These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

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It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

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Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?

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Why are these idiots only giving robots two arms?

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You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

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Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.

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Your first non-broke girlfriend will change your whole perspective about relationships.

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I slept for 11 hours last night, just wanted everyone with kids to know that.

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When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.

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You ever got inside jokes with yourself, or is that schizophrenia?

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Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.

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The sexual tension between me and the alternate reality I daydream about.

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The bowling ball actually hangs out with the pins after work. There isn’t beef there.

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Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

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I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

Sane is boring.

I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

Moms be like, “I needed this,” and it’s really just a break from being the one who holds it all together every single day.

Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.

Why is it cute when a baby falls asleep clutching a bottle. Yet, when I do it, it’s “concerning”?

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I’m like 2% cute and 98% ugly.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Sane is boring.

I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.

Moms be like, “I needed this,” and it’s really just a break from being the one who holds it all together every single day.

Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.

They should invent friends whose schedules line up with yours.

Why is it cute when a baby falls asleep clutching a bottle. Yet, when I do it, it’s “concerning”?

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