I’m only awake because my coffee needs me. Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake. Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee. If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today. The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying). The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.
