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I’m only awake because my coffee needs me.

I’m only awake because my coffee needs me.

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"Apparently, my coffee can't function without my supervision. ☕️😂 Who knew I had such an essential role in the world of caffeine? #CoffeeAddict"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged awake, caffeine, coffee, humor, morning, motivation, need on Feb 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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