I’m only awake because my coffee needs me. Commentary:"Apparently, my coffee can't function without my supervision. ☕️😂 Who knew I had such an essential role in the world of caffeine? #CoffeeAddict" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning. Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee. I wish I could be as excited about being awake as my dog is about me being awake. When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake? If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.